Dating Chronicles: The Fart
Jiminy Cricket! Thank you everyone for your overwhelming support of my last post! If I had known my new single status and sharing hilarious to pathetic pick up lines would bring so much laughter to your day… I would have started blogging about these experiences much sooner. Haha! And with that being said let me not delay in your daily dose of humor - here goes an experience that I will not soon forget. It was a much needed getaway planned at the beach. I had been under an extreme amount of stress at home and at work and all I could think about was getting away for a weekend. I wanted to relax and unwind and let the ocean wash all of the stress away (it's my happy place)… at least for a day or 2. Meeting someone was not on my agenda, but when this seriously handsome tall drink of water walked up and started chatting me up... I have to admit - the stress melted away, momentarily that is. He was handsome, had a 6 pack that could do my laundry anytime and a smile that would melt your…